Brian Howard – Team Mates!

I read a great article this morning on the Daily Mail online about Brian Howard’s giant killing in the FA Cup, firstly with Barnsley, and now with us. You can read the full article HERE, but you can read Howard’s opinion’s of his Royals team mates here…..


ADAM FEDERICI
Goalkeeper, age 25, Australia.
Keeps looking at Aston Martins and Porsches because he thinks he`s going to a Premier League club. Could be because he`s a great shot stopper.

ANDY GRIFFIN
Right back, 31, England.
I room with him on away trips. Sense of humour so dry I never know whether to laugh or not. Has brought calmness to the team and been outstanding.

IVAR INGIMARSSON
Centre back, 32, Iceland.
Our captain, but the worst dresser. He always wears the free adidas running trainers we get every year with his best jeans. Great leader, though.

MATT MILLS
Centre back, 23, England.
Girlfriend Emma Rigby is in Hollyoaks, so he`s got the celebrity missus. I expect he`s waiting for the call from OK magazine. So experienced at a young age.

RYAN BERTRAND
Left back, 20, England.
Gets his hair cut once a week after all the good press. Has a cool little mohawk now. England Under 21 already.

JAY TABB
Midfielder, 26, England.
Not your typical footballer. Went to a piano concert recently. Only footballer I know with a bit of culture. Great energy, never stops running and versatile.

BRIAN HOWARD
Midfielder, 27, England.
Best dresser at the club? I`d have to say myself. I like to mix it up. My best attribute is probably my knack of getting important goals from midfield.

GYLFI SIGURDSSON
Midfielder, 20, Iceland.
Used to share a house with Simon Church. They have their own houses now but are still like a married couple. Elegant player, great feet, class act.

JIMMY KEBE
Midfielder, 26, Mali (right)
Has a lot to say for himself but I don`t know what it is as he only ever talks French. Can be frustrating because he has the ability to be world class.

SIMON CHURCH
Striker, 21, Wales.
Drives an Audi Q5. I thought they only brought that out for mothers and babies, so we know who the woman was in his relationship with Gylfi. Clever striker.

GRZEGORZ RASIAK
Striker, 31, Poland.
My partner in crime. We travel to training together every day. I know everything about Polish players and weather now. He`s scored goals everywhere.

BRIAN McDERMOTT
Manager, 48, England.
Brought continuity and must have best record of any permanent manager. Can`t believe he had hair once.